Random musings of footballers before they fall asleep….

December 23, 2011   ·   0 Comments

Random musings of footballers before they fall asleep….

Lionel Messi

It’s almost Christmas! … I hope I was good enough this year. … There were those two days that I didn’t make my bed and that one time I forgot to brush my teeth after eating onions but I did make soup for old people every day to make up for it. … I hope Santa gets me the Lego Power Boat Transporter set and the Lego Space Center set I asked for. … It was mean of Dani Alves to say that he isn’t real and that Pep actually delivers toys to all the children around the world in one night. … I hope he still gets presents though. … If Maradona gets stuck in my chimney again this year, I’m not giving him any of the soup I made…

Zlatan Ibrahimovic

I am Zlatan. … I AM Zlatan. … I am Zlatan. … I am ZLATAN. … I am Zlatan. … Zlatan, I am. … I am Zlatan. … IamZlatan. … Eye m Zlatan. … I AM ZLATAN. … .natalZ ma I … I…am actually Ted Queefington…

Jan-Ingwer Callsen-Bracker

WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME

Didier Drogba

Time for the holiday disgraces. … First, everyone is racist. That’s a racist f***ing disgrace. … Then, I got Andre Villas-Boas in our Secret Santa, so I bought him a chair because he squats all the time, but the next day he was still squatting instead of using it. That’s a rude f***ing disgrace. … Then, I unwrapped my Secret Santa gift and it was just a framed picture of Kalou’s cat, Katou. That’s an obvious f***ing disgrace. … Then, Daniel Sturridge suggested we have a Catmas party for Daniel Purridge, Katou and Kitier Katba, but he wanted to host it and Kitier can’t leave the house because he is morbidly obese. That’s an inconsiderate f***ing disgrace. … Then, there were those times those referees who probably dress as Santa and trick dyslexic kids into giving them presents cheated us out of the Champions League. That…that was a…

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